An amazing quote.

This is a quote that one of my friend's dad said to them, "It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it." This person (in my opinion) is a genius. Anyway just thought I'd just share that with you. I'm really hot.

Why do the ladies love me?

Why do the ladies love me? Well that's because I'm super hot and have mad skills. I being serious here. The other day I made out with about 20 hot girls and that's not that many compared how many girls I've made out with throughout the year. Anyway off that topic about how amazingly awesome I am with the ladies I have a little brother now, Isaac Jakob Howe (I think that's right). I will teach him the ways of the force when he's older and he will become a billionare like me when he grows up. Did I ever tell anyone that I like cooking? I mean that's part of the reason I had at least 60 girls ask me to the dance. Yes sadly my middle school held a dance which I thought was retarded because I mean we're in middle school not high school, seriously people. Well now you now why so many girls were dissapointed at the dance (cause I wasn't there). ( wow I am really obnoxious)Well that's my life so I'll bet you'll agree that I'm the most studliest man on this earth, thank you very much. Peace my money G slices biscuit peeps.:)

Middle school. sigh...

Middle school is (I admit) not as bad as I thought it would be. Some of the kids are not as disgusting as I predicted. I haven't and don't want make any best frinds. I just want everyone to love my video game skills and my charming smile. Especially ( I think I spelled that right) the ladies. Oh yeah. The thing I hate the most about the school is they are still treating us 6th graders like little elementary babies. They still give us recess and my language teacher gives us a reading log for our parents to sign every night. It sucks, bad. Well I'm also in band (my favorite class so far) and I play the most studly intrument, the trombone. It's one awesome instrument. My other enrichment in school is Art. Suprisingly, it's pretty cool. I'm not a good artist but it's still a lot of fun. My other enrichments throughout the year are, i think Spanish and of course P.E. Also, last month, in my band class some kid pissed off another kid and the other kid punched him in the face. Unfortunally, they weren't expelled or suspended and they weren't even kicked out of my band class. Well I guess that's what middle is like. Well I still agree that I am a luscious man and truly a stud. Oh yes if you have not seen my hilarous videos they are on the blog 2 blogs before this one) I strongly suggest you watch them. they are truly awesome. Also, don't forget to read my About me thing. Peace out dawgs.

Starting middle school

Today I started middle school. I have learned many things today, kids don't cuss on the first day, if you have no one to talk to during lunch it sucks, 8th graders are scary, my homeroom teacher is very forgetful, and school takes forever in the beginning. well that is pretty much it. I am a stud. bye

Hilarious videos that i I have created

During the summer Me and siblings have made videos that are hilarious with my brother's camera. I edited them to be even more funny. Oh wait, before you watch them, at the end of every video watch the credits no matter what got it? Oh yes remember that I edited the videos to have effects like speeding up so if you think we're that hyper we're not. Enjoy. Almost forgot there are 6 videos so it might take awhile to watch all of them.Oh and you have to watch them in order.

I have no idea what to blog about

as you have learned from the title i have nothing to blog about. that is why i am blogging. makes sense doesn't it.anyway this summer has been very plain. it hasn't been boring though. we go bowling every week but that doesn't end to well. i wish we could go camping or canoeing or both sometime. that would be fun to me at least. oh wait we did go to a carnival last saturday. we didn't have to pay because my dad had to do a concert. me and nick went on some crazy rides like we went on this one where there was this boat shaped thing hung down and it went back and forth and it started going in circles so we started going upside down and we hung there for 6 seconds. yeah that was scary. well ummmmmmmmmmm that is pretty much it so peace out. i am a stud.

Bowling

This week on Wednesday we went bowling with our friends. It was okay. Anyway I have realized that I am terrible at bowling (without bumpers of course.)I got 49 points the first round and something higher the second round. I am a sore loser so it was bad. Nick's in the hospital right know so yeah. I threw a 20 pound bowling ball at him and it dislocated his bones in his arms and legs and I broke his spine. Junior's skull cracked and his foot broke. I said sorry, so problem solved.I am a stud and a man.BTW they both beat me up afterwards heres a picture. Sorry I can't find a picture.Bummer. PEACE OUT

It almost my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! OH yeah

What up dawgs? It is most my birthday and it shall be truly awesome. I am turning 11 which is a beast age. I have finally realized that middle school is going to suck a lot. I am going to hear so many cusswords a day it is going to be terrible but it will bring out the spiritual stud me and I will be known as "The Mormon". Anyway since I am going to middle school, I will be in band. Which means I will need a cellphone. I think I might be getting one for my birthday.I have no clue what my other presents will be.I am curious of what my presents will be.Anyway I have decided that from now on I will say that I am a man and a stud at the end of my posts and not hot and sexy. Goodbye fellow beings. I am a Stud. If you don't agree then die!

8 random things about me the hot one.

here are some random things agout me. (if you are under the age of 12 i suggest you do not read this.) 1. i am super sexy and hot.
2.the ladies can't resist me and my hotness.
3.i will become the president of the U.S.A
4.i know that pineapples do not wear bathrobes
5.when i stop growing i will become as tall as Goliath
6.i am a genuis
7. have parents who whip me
8.don't do drugs.
you can now all agree that i am awesome and work for the FBI. i am hot and sexy.

Incoming news from the most lucious man on Earth

Hello, people of America. I sniffle....... just want to say sniffle.......... that i am sniffle........... a sexy and very attractive man. (Also very hot). I have not blogged in a long time and I know you peasants have been pleading me to get back on. So now that you peasants are satisfied lets talk about me. Everyone knows that i am hot and so do i, i am a genius so BEWARE :) I am also becoming the president of the U.S.A. Again BEWARE. I plan to take over the world. "CRACK" OH NO! Not the whip. Please mom spare me. AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I am hot and sexy. Peace my G slices.