Why I am really stupid

This is what happened and this is why I'm in the hamper. I was sitting on the edge of the hamper looking for a game to play and then I slipped in and I couldn't get out. I was yelling for Jr. or Nick to come help me. But they didn't help me until mom made Nick come and she came too. My mom took pictures of me while Nick knocked the basket over and tried to pull me out but that was hurting me so he turned the hamper upside down and dumped me out. Which sort of hurt when I hit the ground. Yeah, um, I'm really stupid.

Charlie the Unicorn 2

Bugs

I think bugs are really creepy. Just because they look creepy. My sister is afraid of grasshoppers but I think they are pretty cool. I usually never freak out when I see something little jump cause it's a grasshopper. Spiders are darn creepy that I don't even want to look at them. My brother Nick usually just kills them with his hand if they are small, a shoe if they are sort of big or medium sized. I've never seen my brother kill a really big one. Even though I've seen my dad kill a tarantula. I think my dad used a shoe to kill the tarantula in the garage. I really hate wasps and bees and flies and mosquitos. Because flies and mosquitos are really darn annoying and bees and wasps will sting me so, yeah. That's why I'm afraid of bugs.

Charlie the Unicorn 1 & 2

I think Charlie the Unicorn is really funny. The two other unicorns I'm not so sure if they are guys or girls are flipping retarded. Charlie of course doesn't want to go with them to anywhere. But since he knows that if he doesn't they're just going to keep on annoying him. I think the second one is more funny than the first one.

Fate

Me and Nick bought this new game named Fate. I'm farther than him and Jr on the game because I'm on an easier difficulty than they are. Their characters both look like dorks. Mine looks the coolest. Even though Jr and Nick thinks that their characters look better but they're wrong. I accidentally sold an item that was awesome that I was going to use later in the game. Apparently the item if I sold it, I would get a lot of money. So now I have a flipping darn lot of money. I used some of the money to get a bunch of health potions because I always die. I was at level 8 when I died. Then the Fate guy came up like he usually does when you die and I chose one of the things and then I had a town portal scroll and apparently you use it to get back to town. So I did. Now I'm on level 1 beating the crap out of a bunch of monsters because I bought a new item when I sold my thin pike. It is as strong as my other item but my other item it's speed of attack is normal and the weapon I bought the speed of attack is fast. My pet is really annoying. He's probably a higher level than me right now. He keeps on beating up enemy when I'm trying to break open a bunch of crates and barrels. So I really hate my dog. When he loses all his health he runs around like an idiot and doesn't attack any more enemies. It is cool. Cause then I get all the experience and he doesn't get any. But when I realize I'm like halfway dead I bring him back to life with a health potion. It really sucks when my dog and me are about to die and I don't have any health potions. There was this Fate statue once on some level and I went up to it and it said like do you want to like take gold from the fate statue. Then when I clicked yes a humongous spider came up and I died. It was lame. When I sold the thin pike for a bunch of money, I bought this book of identity. It means you can identify anything and still use the identity book. I think Fate is really awesome and I try to play it as much as I can.

All about me

Everybody thinks I am really skinny because I don't eat a lot of food. The reason I don't eat a lot of food is because it doesn't taste good. Another reason I'm skinny is I don't exercise a lot. I don't understand when I eat garbage and don't get any fatter. It's annoying. The only good thing about me is I'm tall. But not really. Everybody thinks all I eat is pizza, cereal, chips, and ice cream. But they're wrong. I like a lot of things. I eat vegetables except for tomatoes and cauliflower and brocolli. I, believe it or not, sometimes eat green beans. I'm going to try to eat a bunch of garbage food and see what happens.

April Fool's Day

I think April Fool's Day is retarded. This morning this one kid in my class told me that my fly was undone. I freaked out and pulled up my shirt to see if it was. And he said April Fool's Day and I was about to punch him in the face. Everybody kept on saying April Fool's day all day long which was really annoying. At lunch I told my friend that there was a fly on his back and I asked him if I could kill it. And of course, there wasn't really one. So, I hit him really hard and I said I missed it real loud. Luckily, none of the teachers did any April Fool's jokes. I thought somebody was going to do something really freaky to me. Today, this kid in my class picked me up ten times for ten seconds. He showed everybody in the class that he could pick me up. He did it while we were outside waiting in the line and no teachers were looking. And I accidentally slipped off and fell in the gravel. It hurt badly. On the bus, the way there, everybody was talking except for me and all I could hear was April Fool's day. The reason I don't like April fool's day is because nobody makes up good jokes.