April Fool's Day

I think April Fool's Day is retarded. This morning this one kid in my class told me that my fly was undone. I freaked out and pulled up my shirt to see if it was. And he said April Fool's Day and I was about to punch him in the face. Everybody kept on saying April Fool's day all day long which was really annoying. At lunch I told my friend that there was a fly on his back and I asked him if I could kill it. And of course, there wasn't really one. So, I hit him really hard and I said I missed it real loud. Luckily, none of the teachers did any April Fool's jokes. I thought somebody was going to do something really freaky to me. Today, this kid in my class picked me up ten times for ten seconds. He showed everybody in the class that he could pick me up. He did it while we were outside waiting in the line and no teachers were looking. And I accidentally slipped off and fell in the gravel. It hurt badly. On the bus, the way there, everybody was talking except for me and all I could hear was April Fool's day. The reason I don't like April fool's day is because nobody makes up good jokes.