12 reasons I can't wait till I'm 12

Well since Brighlynne already did this, i guess she can sue me but we're related so that probably won't happen, maybe.
1.I'm going to be hotter than I am now (if that's even possible)
2.I'm going to be taller possibly.
3 more babes will be attracted to me
4 I will be the studliest deacon on earth
5.I get to do all those things parents say you can't do until your 12
6.I get to pass the sacrement like a beast.
7.I get to become buffer than I am now.
8.I will be incredibly dashing, even though I am already
9.I get to be in the 7th grade.(oh wait that's bad)
10.I get to do more chores.(wait that's also bad)
11.I get to be a sexy young man where babes will come to me like moths to a flame because I'm so hot.
12.I will be a hot nerd at my new school because I'm 12
Well that's pretty much it. Good-bye and trampolines.

An amazing quote.

This is a quote that one of my friend's dad said to them, "It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it." This person (in my opinion) is a genius. Anyway just thought I'd just share that with you. I'm really hot.

Why do the ladies love me?

Why do the ladies love me? Well that's because I'm super hot and have mad skills. I being serious here. The other day I made out with about 20 hot girls and that's not that many compared how many girls I've made out with throughout the year. Anyway off that topic about how amazingly awesome I am with the ladies I have a little brother now, Isaac Jakob Howe (I think that's right). I will teach him the ways of the force when he's older and he will become a billionare like me when he grows up. Did I ever tell anyone that I like cooking? I mean that's part of the reason I had at least 60 girls ask me to the dance. Yes sadly my middle school held a dance which I thought was retarded because I mean we're in middle school not high school, seriously people. Well now you now why so many girls were dissapointed at the dance (cause I wasn't there). ( wow I am really obnoxious)Well that's my life so I'll bet you'll agree that I'm the most studliest man on this earth, thank you very much. Peace my money G slices biscuit peeps.:)

Middle school. sigh...

Middle school is (I admit) not as bad as I thought it would be. Some of the kids are not as disgusting as I predicted. I haven't and don't want make any best frinds. I just want everyone to love my video game skills and my charming smile. Especially ( I think I spelled that right) the ladies. Oh yeah. The thing I hate the most about the school is they are still treating us 6th graders like little elementary babies. They still give us recess and my language teacher gives us a reading log for our parents to sign every night. It sucks, bad. Well I'm also in band (my favorite class so far) and I play the most studly intrument, the trombone. It's one awesome instrument. My other enrichment in school is Art. Suprisingly, it's pretty cool. I'm not a good artist but it's still a lot of fun. My other enrichments throughout the year are, i think Spanish and of course P.E. Also, last month, in my band class some kid pissed off another kid and the other kid punched him in the face. Unfortunally, they weren't expelled or suspended and they weren't even kicked out of my band class. Well I guess that's what middle is like. Well I still agree that I am a luscious man and truly a stud. Oh yes if you have not seen my hilarous videos they are on the blog 2 blogs before this one) I strongly suggest you watch them. they are truly awesome. Also, don't forget to read my About me thing. Peace out dawgs.

Starting middle school

Today I started middle school. I have learned many things today, kids don't cuss on the first day, if you have no one to talk to during lunch it sucks, 8th graders are scary, my homeroom teacher is very forgetful, and school takes forever in the beginning. well that is pretty much it. I am a stud. bye

Hilarious videos that i I have created

During the summer Me and siblings have made videos that are hilarious with my brother's camera. I edited them to be even more funny. Oh wait, before you watch them, at the end of every video watch the credits no matter what got it? Oh yes remember that I edited the videos to have effects like speeding up so if you think we're that hyper we're not. Enjoy. Almost forgot there are 6 videos so it might take awhile to watch all of them.Oh and you have to watch them in order.

I have no idea what to blog about

as you have learned from the title i have nothing to blog about. that is why i am blogging. makes sense doesn't it.anyway this summer has been very plain. it hasn't been boring though. we go bowling every week but that doesn't end to well. i wish we could go camping or canoeing or both sometime. that would be fun to me at least. oh wait we did go to a carnival last saturday. we didn't have to pay because my dad had to do a concert. me and nick went on some crazy rides like we went on this one where there was this boat shaped thing hung down and it went back and forth and it started going in circles so we started going upside down and we hung there for 6 seconds. yeah that was scary. well ummmmmmmmmmm that is pretty much it so peace out. i am a stud.

Bowling

This week on Wednesday we went bowling with our friends. It was okay. Anyway I have realized that I am terrible at bowling (without bumpers of course.)I got 49 points the first round and something higher the second round. I am a sore loser so it was bad. Nick's in the hospital right know so yeah. I threw a 20 pound bowling ball at him and it dislocated his bones in his arms and legs and I broke his spine. Junior's skull cracked and his foot broke. I said sorry, so problem solved.I am a stud and a man.BTW they both beat me up afterwards heres a picture. Sorry I can't find a picture.Bummer. PEACE OUT

It almost my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! OH yeah

What up dawgs? It is most my birthday and it shall be truly awesome. I am turning 11 which is a beast age. I have finally realized that middle school is going to suck a lot. I am going to hear so many cusswords a day it is going to be terrible but it will bring out the spiritual stud me and I will be known as "The Mormon". Anyway since I am going to middle school, I will be in band. Which means I will need a cellphone. I think I might be getting one for my birthday.I have no clue what my other presents will be.I am curious of what my presents will be.Anyway I have decided that from now on I will say that I am a man and a stud at the end of my posts and not hot and sexy. Goodbye fellow beings. I am a Stud. If you don't agree then die!

8 random things about me the hot one.

here are some random things agout me. (if you are under the age of 12 i suggest you do not read this.) 1. i am super sexy and hot.
2.the ladies can't resist me and my hotness.
3.i will become the president of the U.S.A
4.i know that pineapples do not wear bathrobes
5.when i stop growing i will become as tall as Goliath
6.i am a genuis
7. have parents who whip me
8.don't do drugs.
you can now all agree that i am awesome and work for the FBI. i am hot and sexy.

Incoming news from the most lucious man on Earth

Hello, people of America. I sniffle....... just want to say sniffle.......... that i am sniffle........... a sexy and very attractive man. (Also very hot). I have not blogged in a long time and I know you peasants have been pleading me to get back on. So now that you peasants are satisfied lets talk about me. Everyone knows that i am hot and so do i, i am a genius so BEWARE :) I am also becoming the president of the U.S.A. Again BEWARE. I plan to take over the world. "CRACK" OH NO! Not the whip. Please mom spare me. AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I am hot and sexy. Peace my G slices.

Spring break

Hello people i know i haven't blogged in a while. anyway i just had spring break and it was awsome we went to 5 different places. i don't quite remember where we went but i'm pretty sure we went canoeing,on a picnic,went to watch a movie and the movie waaaaaaaaaaas Monsters VS. Aliens,went to the Adventure science center, and to Gatti's pizza.WE had a lot of fun. i think the most fun place we went to was thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee Adventure Science center. There were alot of games there but the coolest one was a game where there are 2 people that put these headbands on and you put the metal things against your forehead and try to move the ball into the other persons goal with your mind. it's pretty hip. well tomorrow is school unless it snows. by the way i'm hot and sexy. see-yahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

what i want for Christmas is a Ipod,a video game,and a new care bear.if i get a care bear it will be my 300nth care bear.i am a great care bear fan.the gift i really want is of course the care bear.i hope if i get one it will be hot and sexy like me.well i have heard my mom saying that my presents were the best and im not joking.random question who had chicken nuggets for dinner? Merry Christmas to all and goodbye from thy hot and sexy man. Goodbye!

What I want for my birthday.

What I want for my birthday is more legos,a visit to Arizona,and a new wii game.(Possibly Force unleashed.) THAT GAME SOUNDS SO COOL! I only get 3 presents which is not that bad. I like that my birthday is during the summer because I just do. well I am hot and sexy. goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddd byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

My Surgery sucks!

I had my tonsils and adenoids taken out on Wednesday. My throat really, really hurts. I missed 3 days of school and when I get back to school next week I have to take 4 tests. I can't really talk either. Today I didn't go to church and right now my throat sort of hurts because I'm whispering. Bekah if you have your tonsils out it will hurt really bad. I also got Pokemon toys, cards and a video game. My mom made Jello in 4 colors for me. Red, Blue, Green and Yellow. I'm also eating a lot of ice cream and today I had some yogurt and applesauce. I have to take this weird medicine when my throat hurts and this pink medicine when I wake up in the morning and at night. I don't want to do this ever again. It really sucks. I am still hot and sexy.

Tennessee really sucks!

I don't like Tennessee! My school really sucks.(Well, I think every school sucks).Our house is alright but still I think Tennessee sucks! We have a trampoline and Hannah broke her arm and we only had the trampoline for 2 weeks. It was my brother Nick's fault. He made her fall bouncing her high and then she hit his foot with her arm and broke it. Me and Nick can't jump on the trampoline together and he's really fun to play with! It's my mom's fault. Well, peoples goodbye and by the way I'm hot and sexy!

Me and my sexy self

This is my video of me, my sexy self. Enjoy.

Yesterday was the worst day of my life

Yesterday was probably the worst day of my life. Because I pinched my finger when I was trying to fix the trombone, Junior kicked my head into the wall (I think it was on accident but I don't know), and I threw up which I felt horrible. The good thing that happened when I threw up was that I didn't have to do dishes. The Bree's came over and they ate dinner at our house so there was a bunch of dishes. I'm glad I threw up. I still feel a little sick but not really. Last night I probably threw up 10 times. I felt horrible the whole night. I wanted to die. I probably only got 6 hours of sleep because I kept on waking up and throwing up. Yesterday when we were playing the Wii when the Bree's were here my brother Nick was being retarded because he wouldn't let me play Wii. So my two older brothers messed up my day yesterday cause Junior kicked me and I hit my head against the wall which really hurt and Nick was acting like a total retard. I am sexy.

my brother got a bunch of money but I don't know how

When Nick was on his file on Indiana Jones Lego he bought something and he got over 4 billion money things. It was really weird. My mom said, when Nick was being a jerk, that I could erase his file on Indiana Jones because it is my game. When Nick got over 4 billion money things I wished that I erased his file. He and Jr. on every game we get, they always get farther than me and I do not think it is fair. I wish they would not play anymore video games. But I know that will never happen. So I should probably stop wishing that they would stop playing video games. So I think my brothers really suck at video games even thought they are better than me but whatever. Maybe I can still erase Nick's file but that would be really mean. But why would I care? I am sexy. People. Don't play video games with Nick.

My birthday was awesome because I got what I wanted

I got what I wanted for my birthday--ha,ha,ha,ha. I got for my birthday also a snow cone machine. We have like 6 different flavors and I've only tried 2 by themselves so I want to try all the other kinds but that probably won't happen today. My mom won't let us like have more than one snowcone so it like really sucks. I think that the best present that I got was the snowcone maker even though I only get one snowcone a day. Even though I got like 3 sn0wcones on my birthday. My birthday cake was completely chocolate. The frosting was triple chocolate chip fudge with chocolate chips of course in it. My cake also had chocolate chips in it. I got to eat the rest of my frosting that my mom didn't put on the cake. I liked it really, really, really, really good. I want that birthday cake again. My birthday was awesome. I am sexy.

Colors

I think all colors are really cool except yellow. It's just I don't like yellow because it's a really bright color. I like blue, green, red, orange, purple, and brown. I don't like black because it's too dark of a color and I don't like pink because I think it's too girly. Anyway, I might change my favorite color when I'm older but it's not likely. How many people like blue? I am sexy, oh yes I am.

Wii Fit

We got this new game when school was out called Wii Fit. Apparently, I am much weaker than I'm supposed to be. Everyone knew that. Because I don't eat a lot of stuff. Something really weird happened though. Over vacation when I ate a bunch of junk and drank a LOT of soda I didn't gain anything and I lost 2 lbs. over vacation which I think sucks. I have to gain 8.6 lbs. and I only have until June 21st. I keep on losing pounds instead of gaining pounds. So I don't know really what I am supposed to do. I am a weakling. And a skinny person. Wah, wah, wah.

Happy Birthday to me.

My birthday is in two days. We only get 3 present on our birthday from now on. I want for my birthday the new Lego Indiana Jones video game which comes out the day before my birthday. Uh, I want this Carnival games on the Wii. It looked really fun. I don't know what I want for my other present so my mom will have to give me something I won't know about. I think my birthday is going to be fun. I am turning 9 even though I seem like I'm 8 years old. Nothing exciting happens when you turn 9. I think when I am 9 years old I'm going to be bored all the time. Except on my birthday and the day after. We might do something fun this year but the only thing that's going to be fun is probably going to Day Camp. The saddest thing that is going to happen this year is that we're moving. I am going to cry all day. I'm pretty sure. I'm going to hate the school (well, I always hate school) because I won't know anyone and I have to do a lot of work. So, happy birthday to me.

I freaked Junior out by being stupid

I found a new watch while we were cleaning out the house which I don't know why we were cleaning out the house. So what I did that day, I went into Junior's room and he was typing, I was watching a show in his room on DVD, then he left and told me to get out so I acted like I got out but then I hid in his closet. When he came back, I was making beeping noises with my watch and Junior was freaked out. I knocked over his BYU wristband on the floor. He wasn't freaked out when that happened. Maybe because it happens a lot. Then with my foot, I tried to get the BYU wristband so I could put it back where it was and Junior saw my foot and was totally freaked out. I knew that I was going to be kicked out. So he looked up and he saw my face. I don't know how he did though. And told me to get out. So yea, I'm not very good at hiding when I am being stupid. I look sexy.

I'm gonna have fun this week

School rocks because we're going to have a lot of fun this week. Um, I also like school because it is almost out. On Wednesday we can bring games and action figures. Last time we could only bring games and not video games. I am thinking that this time I'm going to have a lot of fun because last time there was this guy in my class and he brought these blocks and they go with the game Jenga. Instead of playing Jenga, we did dominoes. Anyway, I thought of bringing Star Wars action figures and one of my friends said he would bring Indiana Jones action figures. I thought we could like make dominoes and like my guys could like knock down his guys by making dominoes and then he would knock down my guys. Last time we did dominoes one of my friends made a building and we had to make the dominoes knock down the building. One time it actually worked and we all yelled like monkeys. But none of the other times we knocked down the building. I think this time it will be really fun because of the action figure guys. So yeah!

Why I am really stupid

This is what happened and this is why I'm in the hamper. I was sitting on the edge of the hamper looking for a game to play and then I slipped in and I couldn't get out. I was yelling for Jr. or Nick to come help me. But they didn't help me until mom made Nick come and she came too. My mom took pictures of me while Nick knocked the basket over and tried to pull me out but that was hurting me so he turned the hamper upside down and dumped me out. Which sort of hurt when I hit the ground. Yeah, um, I'm really stupid.

Charlie the Unicorn 2

Bugs

I think bugs are really creepy. Just because they look creepy. My sister is afraid of grasshoppers but I think they are pretty cool. I usually never freak out when I see something little jump cause it's a grasshopper. Spiders are darn creepy that I don't even want to look at them. My brother Nick usually just kills them with his hand if they are small, a shoe if they are sort of big or medium sized. I've never seen my brother kill a really big one. Even though I've seen my dad kill a tarantula. I think my dad used a shoe to kill the tarantula in the garage. I really hate wasps and bees and flies and mosquitos. Because flies and mosquitos are really darn annoying and bees and wasps will sting me so, yeah. That's why I'm afraid of bugs.

Charlie the Unicorn 1 & 2

I think Charlie the Unicorn is really funny. The two other unicorns I'm not so sure if they are guys or girls are flipping retarded. Charlie of course doesn't want to go with them to anywhere. But since he knows that if he doesn't they're just going to keep on annoying him. I think the second one is more funny than the first one.

Fate

Me and Nick bought this new game named Fate. I'm farther than him and Jr on the game because I'm on an easier difficulty than they are. Their characters both look like dorks. Mine looks the coolest. Even though Jr and Nick thinks that their characters look better but they're wrong. I accidentally sold an item that was awesome that I was going to use later in the game. Apparently the item if I sold it, I would get a lot of money. So now I have a flipping darn lot of money. I used some of the money to get a bunch of health potions because I always die. I was at level 8 when I died. Then the Fate guy came up like he usually does when you die and I chose one of the things and then I had a town portal scroll and apparently you use it to get back to town. So I did. Now I'm on level 1 beating the crap out of a bunch of monsters because I bought a new item when I sold my thin pike. It is as strong as my other item but my other item it's speed of attack is normal and the weapon I bought the speed of attack is fast. My pet is really annoying. He's probably a higher level than me right now. He keeps on beating up enemy when I'm trying to break open a bunch of crates and barrels. So I really hate my dog. When he loses all his health he runs around like an idiot and doesn't attack any more enemies. It is cool. Cause then I get all the experience and he doesn't get any. But when I realize I'm like halfway dead I bring him back to life with a health potion. It really sucks when my dog and me are about to die and I don't have any health potions. There was this Fate statue once on some level and I went up to it and it said like do you want to like take gold from the fate statue. Then when I clicked yes a humongous spider came up and I died. It was lame. When I sold the thin pike for a bunch of money, I bought this book of identity. It means you can identify anything and still use the identity book. I think Fate is really awesome and I try to play it as much as I can.

All about me

Everybody thinks I am really skinny because I don't eat a lot of food. The reason I don't eat a lot of food is because it doesn't taste good. Another reason I'm skinny is I don't exercise a lot. I don't understand when I eat garbage and don't get any fatter. It's annoying. The only good thing about me is I'm tall. But not really. Everybody thinks all I eat is pizza, cereal, chips, and ice cream. But they're wrong. I like a lot of things. I eat vegetables except for tomatoes and cauliflower and brocolli. I, believe it or not, sometimes eat green beans. I'm going to try to eat a bunch of garbage food and see what happens.

April Fool's Day

I think April Fool's Day is retarded. This morning this one kid in my class told me that my fly was undone. I freaked out and pulled up my shirt to see if it was. And he said April Fool's Day and I was about to punch him in the face. Everybody kept on saying April Fool's day all day long which was really annoying. At lunch I told my friend that there was a fly on his back and I asked him if I could kill it. And of course, there wasn't really one. So, I hit him really hard and I said I missed it real loud. Luckily, none of the teachers did any April Fool's jokes. I thought somebody was going to do something really freaky to me. Today, this kid in my class picked me up ten times for ten seconds. He showed everybody in the class that he could pick me up. He did it while we were outside waiting in the line and no teachers were looking. And I accidentally slipped off and fell in the gravel. It hurt badly. On the bus, the way there, everybody was talking except for me and all I could hear was April Fool's day. The reason I don't like April fool's day is because nobody makes up good jokes.

Today

Today at school I beat a kid up and I'm not joking. I kissed five girls at school today and they were all hot. My brother was angry when he had to do the dishes. He freaked me out a lot. My other brother was weird like he usually is. My mom rearranged my sister's bedroom and my sister Hannah was being a punk. Rose whacked me five times today. She did. And that's pretty much what I did today.