Why do the ladies love me?

Why do the ladies love me? Well that's because I'm super hot and have mad skills. I being serious here. The other day I made out with about 20 hot girls and that's not that many compared how many girls I've made out with throughout the year. Anyway off that topic about how amazingly awesome I am with the ladies I have a little brother now, Isaac Jakob Howe (I think that's right). I will teach him the ways of the force when he's older and he will become a billionare like me when he grows up. Did I ever tell anyone that I like cooking? I mean that's part of the reason I had at least 60 girls ask me to the dance. Yes sadly my middle school held a dance which I thought was retarded because I mean we're in middle school not high school, seriously people. Well now you now why so many girls were dissapointed at the dance (cause I wasn't there). ( wow I am really obnoxious)Well that's my life so I'll bet you'll agree that I'm the most studliest man on this earth, thank you very much. Peace my money G slices biscuit peeps.:)