It almost my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! OH yeah

What up dawgs? It is most my birthday and it shall be truly awesome. I am turning 11 which is a beast age. I have finally realized that middle school is going to suck a lot. I am going to hear so many cusswords a day it is going to be terrible but it will bring out the spiritual stud me and I will be known as "The Mormon". Anyway since I am going to middle school, I will be in band. Which means I will need a cellphone. I think I might be getting one for my birthday.I have no clue what my other presents will be.I am curious of what my presents will be.Anyway I have decided that from now on I will say that I am a man and a stud at the end of my posts and not hot and sexy. Goodbye fellow beings. I am a Stud. If you don't agree then die!